Don’t bother going to the “Best of Craigslist” page, it’s actually filled with a lot of disgusting stuff. But I did manage to find a couple funny ads as I was browsing the “free” section.
Need a place to stay?
Rustic 1 Bedroom
Date: 2009-04-20, 3:18PM EDT
As summer is approaching that means the weather outside is getting nicer, which means I have an extra room for rent. Do you like the outdoors, wood paneling, porta-poties? Then I have the perfect room for you. I just cleaned and swept out the tree house in my backyard. It is level to the second story of my house on a very sturdy tree. It has a plastic door, solid roof, and a durable rope ladder. It also has a pully system so you can pull up items that you don’t feel comfortable carrying on the rope ladder. The tree house has a bedroom (comes furnished with a mattress) which is separate from the common area (comes furnished with a beanbag). As for the kitchen, you may want to eat out. You can use the separate entrance to my backyard where it is located. This DOES NOT mean you have free access to my backyard though. What you are renting is the room at this is it. It is okay to use the backyard but keep it mind that first and foremost, it is mine.
Please, applicants under 160lbs only please. It is a sturdy building but lets not take any chances.
Need a coffee table?
free coffee table (balch springs)
Date: 2009-06-26, 3:29PM CDT
It was a victim of the divorce. It used to have a smoked mirror top on it, but, like I said, a victim of divorce. The base is still in good shape, It is a a matte black with a small gold trim. You must come pick up.
You Want the Table? You Can’t Handle the Table!
Date: 2009-04-25, 10:02AM PDT
It’s big, heavy, and ugly. You can’t kill it; you can’t even frighten it. It’s 6X3X3 feet tall, with two tiers and three drawers that work. It’s sheet metal and angle iron, welded together with testosterone.
Run a monster truck over it. Tape explosives to it. Launch it a quarter mile with a (big) trebuchet. Play the Anvil Chorus on it with sledgehammers for an hour. It will mock you.
I’m a beaten man. Just get it out of my garage. Bring your friends
And, the Winner!!!
1986 toyota camry custom
Date: 2009-05-20, 8:04PM MST
1986 toyota camry
custom made with heavy duty cardboard body kit
runs good fast and fun
custom cardboard hoodscoop and rear spoiler for
super aerodynamic
15 inch chrome rims
comes with pink sandle air freshner for odor control
flame and dragon decals
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